“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
Why stop at steak? SPARKLE ALL FOOD!Salt Glitter
Mix 1/4 cup of salt with a 1/2 teaspoon of food coloring in a small bowl until the salt is uniformly colored. Spread the mixture out in an even layer on a foil-lined baking sheet. Bake in the oven for ten minutes. Allow your homemade glitter to cool before using it or storing it. And that’s it!:)
wait wait wait.
does that mean you can EAT it.
Who has two thumbs and intends to eat a rainbow steak in her future?
HOLD THE FUCK UP
TRYING THIS FOREVER
Please Loki, help me…
*Casually flies into the sun*
*grabs onto your foot*
*follows*
(Source: mumblari)